A stick. My dad is kind of a square because hes never been around. Ouch Wife: I just ran in to Karen at the store. Me: You should watch where youre going. A man goes to the doctor and says: Doctor, it hurts when I press on my body here, here and here. Doctor says: I know what ails you. Man: What? Doctor: A broken finger! Mom: If you wont stop making dad jokes Im leaving. Dad: Hi leaving, Im dad. I need you to choose between me and your compulsion to show people doors. With tears in eyes: Well, theres the door. Every time someone says: If I dont see you again, have a great weekend. I respond with: Well what kind of weekend should I have if you DO see me again? It cracks me up every time
Do not give your child more than 5 doses of acetaminophen in a 24-hour period
Additionally, US foreign policy interests side with preventing the resurgence of organized crime and its terror links
Joe Thompson introduced staff training to ensure that customers would receive the same quality and service in every store
I didnt feel a need to fully agree with him, but I guess his principles about fiction were very mutateable to me and to what I wanted to do, if that makes sense
a medical condition characterized by an impaired ability to stop or control alcohol use despite adverse social, occupational, or health consequences
